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How REAL Men Bathe A Cat1. Scrub toilet and flush several times.How REAL Men Bathe A Cat
2. Fill toilet with warm water and add a squirt of pet shampoo.
3. Drop cat in and slam lid shut.
4. Sit on lid - cat's eforts to free itself will generate a good deal of sudsing and washing motions. Dring beer while waiting.
5. Flush toilet a couple of times to rinse cat.
6. Leap off toilet seat, dash out door and slam it securely shut because kitty will erupt from the bowl as if jet engine is lodged up their ass.
7. Leave kitty to sulk and dry itself. Drink beer while waiting.
** This is fiction - You couldn't
by ~Omni-of-Dragon
Cat TranslationsCat translationsCat Translations
Miaow - Feed me.
Meeow - Pet me.
Mrooww - I love you.
Miioo-oo-oo - I am in love and must meet my betrothed outside beneath the hedge. Dont wait up.
Mrow - I feel like making noise.
Rrrow-mawww - Please, the time has come to tidy the cat box.
Rrrow-miawww - I have remedied the cat box untidiness by shoving the contents as far out of the box as was practical.
Miaowmiaow - Play with me.
Miaowmioaw - Have you noticed the shortage of available cat toys in this room?
Miaowmiaow - Since I can
by ~Omni-of-Dragon
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They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.
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